Dirty talking

Dirty talking is an art form. When done correctly it can bring pleasure and increase sexual stimulation, done badly it induces fits of giggles (this is not the desired effect!) 

Now, I have always been complimented on by my dirty talk by all of my boyfriends (and girl friends) and have also been known to write a few erotic short stories for a special somebody. I have a mouth and a mind of a sailor and I’m not afraid to show it. And that is rule number one;

Do not be afraid - fear shows in your voice, and especially if you are doing this face to face, seeing you blush a beetroot red isn’t sexy as you gently whisper “oh baby you’re so big”. Now, cute and coy may work, but blushing and embarrassment doesn’t! Just relax and start off gently, work your way up. Think of it just like sex;

Talk about what you enjoy him doing to you/ you enjoy doing to him, how he feels inside you, what you love/like about him most and work your way up to telling each other your fantasies and what you wanna do to him/her next time you see them!

Be open - okay, so he doesn’t have the same fantasy as you, but that doesn’t mean you can’t act it out with words instead of actually doing it. The idea of a threesome turn you off? Simply say; “That’s not something I would do, however, I will tell you what it would be like” and whisper in his ear as you stroke him.

Be imaginative -  just like English class - ADJECTIVES ADJECTIVES ADJECTIVES. Use words like; hot, wet, delicious, soft, hard. Also, describe how you are going to do it, there is no point saying “I’d love to fuck you hard” say something like “I’d love to fuck you hard, you lying on your back whilst I have all the control over you. I’d slowly kiss you, licking your lips gently and work my way down your body until you were begging me to fuck you.” See the difference? Description is key.

Let it flow - Forced dirty talk is nothing but a turn off. If it feels wrong to say it, then don’t! If you’re not comfortable using a certain word, then don’t. You need to be comfortable and relaxed and be completely enjoying what you’re saying. It needs to be natural and not out of character for you.

Practice makes perfect - so you don’t feel as though you are a natural? Practice practice practice! Do it in front of a mirror. Read dirty stories (that is what I put my sailor’s mouth down to). Watch some porn (although do be careful what you choose to use from this - remember is Hollywood!). Talk to your partner about it and sit down and try to think of a sexy story or words together, something that both turns you on and you feel comfortable with. 

Dirty talk can be daunting at first, but when used right, it can ignite all sorts of passion and fire from the both of you which you never knew existed. You can use dirty talk in all types of situations; when you’re in bed and want to get things started, when you’re having sex, having a little dirty phone conversation or text session. Use it to spice up your relationship a little and keep the spark alive. 

I’m in a long distance relationship and dirty talk for me and my boyfriend is the perfect way to relieve some sexual tension/fustration and keep our spark alight through long periods away from each other.

Give it a try and let me know how you get on.